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Pier jump gone wrong - Kid's face split open, still alive!

Postby Quim » 05 Jun 2009 19:53

Little dude tries to impress his friends by diving off of a pier into the water. Unfortunately he didn't clear a walkway, and smacked face first into it. **Graphic Video Below **




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All the surgeons could do was to stitch up his very deep and severe wounds in his face. Although some clinicians on the Net have said that a good ENT could patch this kid up good, this poor guy could not be saved. But all they were able to do was to keep him alive in the ICU for two days before he died. Other reports from Lebanon say he only lived for one hour and then died. Death was reportedly due to internal bleeding.
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Re: Failed Suicide - Man's face split open, still alive!

Postby huskie » 06 Jun 2009 07:27

thats what you call a splitting headache!
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Re: Failed Suicide - Man's face split open, still alive!

Postby Haggard » 06 Jun 2009 08:34

well damn
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Re: Failed Suicide - Man's face split open, still alive!

Postby huskie » 06 Jun 2009 09:04

yeah man... i cant believe he is alive!
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Re: Failed Suicide - Man's face split open, still alive!

Postby Fleshlight » 06 Jun 2009 21:23

Well isn't he brave!!
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Re: Failed Suicide - Man's face split open, still alive!

Postby Blood_Countess » 08 Jun 2009 01:31

why waste money on saving him he wanted to die let him. :P
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Re: Failed Suicide - Man's face split open, still alive!

Postby gildedcunt » 18 Jun 2009 18:35

haha idiot
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Re: Failed Suicide - Man's face split open, still alive!

Postby Gurboura » 19 Jun 2009 17:30

Throw some salt on that wound, see what he does. Can he still scream?
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Re: Failed Suicide - Man's face split open, still alive!

Postby gildedcunt » 21 Jun 2009 02:59

Gurboura wrote:Throw some salt on that wound, see what he does. Can he still scream?


haha if we could only find out!
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Re: Failed Suicide - Man's face split open, still alive!

Postby Blood_Countess » 21 Jun 2009 03:35

Gurboura wrote:Throw some salt on that wound, see what he does. Can he still scream?

:yay:  :yay: sounds like fun....
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Re: Failed Suicide - Man's face split open, still alive!

Postby Gurboura » 21 Jun 2009 18:47

How about some lemon juice?!
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Re: Failed Suicide - Man's face split open, still alive!

Postby Quim » 22 Jun 2009 21:23

You lot are sick!
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Re: Failed Suicide - Man's face split open, still alive!

Postby DannyC » 23 Jun 2009 11:25

nice  :O
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Re: Failed Suicide - Man's face split open, still alive!

Postby LDUK » 30 Jun 2009 09:37

Disinfectant?

Still, I vote aesthetic at least lol. That doc was just playing with his face.

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Re: Failed Suicide - Man's face split open, still alive!

Postby Crackhead420 » 08 Jul 2009 01:38

I want the same amount of morphine thats going through his body!!
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Re: Failed Suicide - Man's face split open, still alive!

Postby ZeroAnthem » 08 Jul 2009 05:34

He needs to get in the bathroom when he gets home, stand infront of the mirror and have a chat with himself about life i think...
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Re: Failed Suicide - Man's face split open, still alive!

Postby Bella_Tragedia » 10 Jul 2009 21:22

LDUK wrote:"Look at me! I have a sideways mouth."



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Re: Failed Suicide - Man's face split open, still alive!

Postby Degenerate » 13 Jul 2009 16:03

Ahahaha

I so wish I wasn't eating bacon whilst watching this. :(
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Re: Failed Suicide - Man's face split open, still alive!

Postby memyselfandi » 14 Jul 2009 19:29

now thats what you call face ache
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Re: Failed Suicide - Man's face split open, still alive!

Postby Quim » 19 Jul 2009 08:28

stevetim wrote:This wasn't a suicide attempt.

9mm could do a lot of damage, but that would be more along the lines of close slug or buck shot.

The video is the aftermath of some kid showing off to his friends, trying to dive from the top of a pier like structure, into the water about 40 feet below. Problem was, there is a sidewalk that sticks out about 15 feet into the water that the kid didn't clear. He dove head/face first into it and was immediately knocked out and the water around his head had a blood red radius of about 3 feet.


I'll look into it  :thumbsup:

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Re: Failed Suicide - Man's face split open, still alive!

Postby Haggard » 19 Jul 2009 19:41

now that you mention it, a 9mm couldnt do that. a magnum or shotgun round could though.
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Re: Failed Suicide - Man's face split open, still alive!

Postby ZeroAnthem » 19 Jul 2009 22:43

or a pier.....thats fucked up!
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Re: Pier jump gone wrong - Kid's face split open, still alive!

Postby Agentwade » 23 Jul 2009 07:41

Darwinism......
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Re: Pier jump gone wrong - Kid's face split open, still alive!

Postby Haggard » 23 Jul 2009 10:19

its always a good idea... until you rip your fucking face off. if you have to do stupid shit like this to keep your friends impressed, you might want to find some new ones.
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