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Re: Pier jump gone wrong - Kid's face split open, still alive!

Postby Bombgalore » 23 Jul 2009 16:20

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Re: Pier jump gone wrong - Kid's face split open, still alive!

Postby teebagdapope » 26 Jul 2009 18:29

i thought i seen this video and it said is was a failed suicide with a 9mm ???? am i wrong.......
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Re: Pier jump gone wrong - Kid's face split open, still alive!

Postby Quim » 26 Jul 2009 21:40

teebagdapope wrote:i thought i seen this video and it said is was a failed suicide with a 9mm ???? am i wrong.......


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stevetim wrote:This wasn't a suicide attempt.

9mm could do a lot of damage, but that would be more along the lines of close slug or buck shot.

The video is the aftermath of some kid showing off to his friends, trying to dive from the top of a pier like structure, into the water about 40 feet below. Problem was, there is a sidewalk that sticks out about 15 feet into the water that the kid didn't clear. He dove head/face first into it and was immediately knocked out and the water around his head had a blood red radius of about 3 feet.


I'll look into it  :thumbsup:

EDIT - Video and description changed :)
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Re: Pier jump gone wrong - Kid's face split open, still alive!

Postby memyselfandi » 29 Jul 2009 19:41

now the video is complete, first for the dive id score him about 3.5, now for the fucked up face thats a worthy 10.
and to think after all that he still did'nt make the diving team his coach was well pissed... :rofl:
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Re: Pier jump gone wrong - Kid's face split open, still alive!

Postby LDUK » 29 Jul 2009 19:41

So that's what happened. Wow. Unlucky man. I will never try to jump something like that again.

I want to see what he looks like now. Like, the scar n shit.
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Re: Pier jump gone wrong - Kid's face split open, still alive!

Postby Haggard » 29 Jul 2009 19:53

did he live after the video is the more important question.
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Re: Pier jump gone wrong - Kid's face split open, still alive!

Postby Eusomorte » 08 Aug 2009 23:44

Will he be able to live with being called "Cuntface" the rest of his life?
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Re: Pier jump gone wrong - Kid's face split open, still alive!

Postby Your E-Stalker » 12 Sep 2009 06:44

:rofl:   Props to the guy above me.
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Re: Pier jump gone wrong - Kid's face split open, still alive!

Postby HappyDeathMachine » 13 Sep 2009 22:48

Eusomorte wrote:Will he be able to live with being called "Cuntface" the rest of his life?


Dammit...I was so gonna go there.

Now I'll just have to settle with "Wonder if he will get nosebleeds once a month?"
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Re: Pier jump gone wrong - Kid's face split open, still alive!

Postby TheUltra4sshole » 15 Sep 2009 15:09

Anybody else notice the second responder actually cleared the structure that the kid thought would taste good at 60MPH?
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Re: Pier jump gone wrong - Kid's face split open, still alive!

Postby TheUltra4sshole » 15 Sep 2009 15:15

And I also thought "cuntface" too late...
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Re: Pier jump gone wrong - Kid's face split open, still alive!

Postby ridiculousgladly » 17 Sep 2009 05:16

This is the funniest video I have ever seen.

guess that split-face soup he served himself will be limiting his ability to be EXTREME! in the future.

Oh, and his ability to speak.
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Re: Pier jump gone wrong - Kid's face split open, still alive!

Postby EvelapoK » 18 Sep 2009 04:23

Wait a min! I saw this same Vid on Theync.com and it said it was a failed suicide from a 9mm (It only showed the hospital scene though..)
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Re: Pier jump gone wrong - Kid's face split open, still alive!

Postby Haggard » 18 Sep 2009 04:43

EvelapoK wrote:Wait a min! I saw this same Vid on Theync.com and it said it was a failed suicide from a 9mm (It only showed the hospital scene though..)


9mm's dont explode your face. piers do though.
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Re: Pier jump gone wrong - Kid's face split open, still alive!

Postby Bella_Tragedia » 18 Sep 2009 05:02

Haggard wrote:9mm's dont explode your face. piers do though.


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Re: Pier jump gone wrong - Kid's face split open, still alive!

Postby Bobitho » 20 Sep 2009 02:13

Darwin doin his work.........well if he died
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Re: Pier jump gone wrong - Kid's face split open, still alive!

Postby JayBox » 21 Sep 2009 20:14

He reminds me of an alien from a game i cant remember...
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Re: Pier jump gone wrong - Kid's face split open, still alive!

Postby Astro » 21 Sep 2009 22:56

Chicks dig scars.
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Re: Pier jump gone wrong - Kid's face split open, still alive!

Postby Haggard » 22 Sep 2009 06:35

chicks dig complete faces as well i would assume.
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Re: Pier jump gone wrong - Kid's face split open, still alive!

Postby Patrick Truman » 23 Sep 2009 00:53

JayBox wrote:He reminds me of an alien from a game i cant remember...


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Re: Pier jump gone wrong - Kid's face split open, still alive!

Postby CubeHammer » 16 Oct 2009 18:11

it said that he was still alive but the question is did he live?
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Re: Pier jump gone wrong - Kid's face split open, still alive!

Postby quazza » 06 Nov 2009 06:52

the doctors are probably like "Wtf....."
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Re: Pier jump gone wrong - Kid's face split open, still alive!

Postby submercive » 06 Nov 2009 12:46

I've sniffed around a bit on different forums to read about this..

It happened in Beirut this summer. The kid lived for another two days after this video...

Stupid kids, go evolution!!  :rofl:
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Re: Pier jump gone wrong - Kid's face split open, still alive!

Postby Quim » 06 Nov 2009 13:35

submercive wrote:I've sniffed around a bit on different forums to read about this..

It happened in Beirut this summer. The kid lived for another two days after this video...

Stupid kids, go evolution!!  :rofl:


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Re: Pier jump gone wrong - Kid's face split open, still alive!

Postby Lloydy » 06 Nov 2009 13:50

nice!  :seks:
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